Solaris-tan gets snarky, Unix-sama gets ready to practise her book-throwing, and I throw an outta-nowhere reference/plug for ~cptlfrghtr's SAGE-tan fanfic (specifically, this chapter [link] -- it has a SAGE-sama/Unix-sama fight! Raaawwwr!)
For more info on this comic series, see the first page.
Somebody's getting a bit big for their britches. How 'bout that, I guess SAGE did leave an impression on the Unices after all (I am inordinately pleased to see my work get referenced )