Good gawd this is a long meme.
So! This was inspired by the originalish OS-tan meme ~cptlfrghtr
; the blank can be found here [link]
Please forgive me for any misspellings, I didn't spellcheck anything and did this mostly last night. At, like, 2 in the morning (it's my favourite time to write~!)
Featured: OpenVMS-sama (who apparently enjoys misanthropy and seafood)
Multics-sama (who likes employing random Latin and speaking fancily)
Unix-sama (tried to make her as blunt and to-the-point-sounding as possible)
Emacs-kun (who's as flirtatious as always)
Maybe I'll do another if I ever regain my strength.